Trust me. I have been in this situation. want me to tell you the story? xD (don't say no! ;_; )
I often stay in my room with just christmas lights lighted up in the ceiling, just so I don't have to turn on the light.(Lazy much?)
I was just lazily laying on my bed, having my headphones on, when suddenly.. LE RANDOM COUSIN APPEARS.
She just came in my room like a damn ninja and jumped on my stomach(did I mention she's 4 and over weight?), she crushed me like a bug--- just with more action.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS TO BREATHE! D:
I have panic attacks and I just screamed out as loud as possible to feel her jump on me, I SWEAR IT WAS JEFF OR EVEN WORST-- I WAS GONNA DDDIIEEE! D:
Turns out, mom came inside the room, said "pft.", then left.
thanks mom. ;w;
let me be so I can die alone in agony. xD
The End. :3